pickup line

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
girl:*gives him a wierd look...(thinks thats a horrible pickup line)*
guy:*thinking it was a good look* do you wanna come to my appartment(cause these guys don't have houses)...
girls:*laughs* sure(this is going to be funny/nothing better to do)....

Most Interesting Man In the World (according to Dos Equis)

"Pickup lines - there is a time and a place fore that. The time is never. You can figure out the place."

"I wonder what our children will look like."

Man: I love you like the 20 characters of the alphabet
Woman: Wait but there's 26
Man: Oh yeah, I forgot "u r a q t"
Woman: Yeah but that's 25
Man: I know, I'll give the "d" later
Woman: That was such a hot pickup line, I love you so much

Joe: "Are you a house, cause your thick and I wanna be inside of you."
Candice: " Wow nice Pickup line."

person 1: Theres 20 letters in the alphabet right
Person 2: No thres 26
Person 1: ah i forgot U R A Q T
person 2: thats 25
Person 1: You´ll Get the D later

Patricia: My dress was 50% off!
Briana: Well I want it 100% off of you

Cheezy Pickup Line